paper bullets |
"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" - Much Ado About Nothing |
When Mark Twain took his first job as a newspaper reporter, his editor told him never to report anything as fact unless he could verify it by personal knowledge.
That night Twain covered a social gala. He filed the following story: “A woman giving the name of Mrs. James Jones, who is reported to be one of the society leaders of the city, is said to have given what purported to be a party yesterday to a number of alleged ladies. The hostess claims to be the wife of a reputed attorney.”
Kurt Vonnegut
Zhangjiajie, China
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We’re registered at Bed Bath & Beyond.
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I’ll just go without and handful of my favorites disses by Presidents about other Presidents, in no particular order (and mindful that I’m probably...
Andrew Garfield on what he’s wearing at the MTV Movie Awards.
Paul Newman in The Left Handed Gun
omg!! eeee!
Holy Tebowing at Masada, Israel
#TebowingInTheSpotlight
#literally
So true.
Oh! This’ll be like when I’m a French teacher. “Donc… Francais! Francais, eh? Francaaaaais. Francais, Francais, francais, francais, francais,...
Got a nose riiiiing!